From the annals of mythology, FancyPants FunTime has developed a most marvelous new product. It is here, ladies and gentlemen, what your tastebuds have been waiting for their entire lives – edible UNICORN POOP. Long thought to be to be a source of heroic power, unicorn poop was once traditionally foraged under the cloud caps of a double rainbow. A rare delight, after delivery from the heavens, ones first taste is a near perfect moment. Fortunately, through using a cutting-edge cloning facility, FancyPants FunTime has in the end been able to fully populate our unicorn factory farm. We assure you, the unicorns have been tastefully treated. The unicorns work, day in and day out, doing their (duty), so you’ll eat it. We are hoping you enjoy “A little bit of poop in every bite!”
UNICORN POOP CANDY – It is here, ladies and gentlemen, what your tastebuds have been waiting for their entire lives – edible UNICORN POOP (aka a generous 1/2 pound serving of delicious pastel jelly beans)!
PERFECT GAG GIFT – Are you looking for the perfect gag gift or for a unique party favor – search no further – get yourself some Unicorn Poop! Great for Easter, Birthdays or any occasion!
REUSABLE ZIP BAG – Edible UNICORN POOP comes in a beautiful reusable zip seal bag that can be utilized over and over again for continuous laughs!
ORIGINAL AND ONE OF A KIND – Be the first of your friends to experience this culinary delight!
TASTY FUN CANDY – We are hoping you enjoy “A little bit of poop in every bite!”